Your Staff is here to help.
Do you have questions honey? Trying to contact your Staff? Look here to find out answers to those pesky computer questions so you can get on with your studies.
Having problems contacting the Staff? |
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We are very pleased to see many of you are picking up your shiny new Packard Bells just to surf the House, but for the Staff at The House of Sissify, the typical problems with firstimers and newbies can be very frustrating until our princesses learn how to run their computers. Think about these simple guidelines. |
| First, are you using AOL? If so click here. |
| Second, do you really know your email address? If you send Us mail, without giving Us the correct information, it is impossible to ever contact you again. No matter how many times you write Us! |
| Third, let’s discuss a very important setting in your mail configuration. It is called the “reply to address” field. Your address belongs in this field! Without it, We have no idea who had sent it to Us! Always write to us with the reply field you want your message returned to! |
| Fourth, don’t panic. The worst case scenario is that we will cancel your access, and refund your tuition. You can write in the most disrespectful, capital ridden way you can muster, and all it will do is annoy The Staff. It will not make your inability to configure your email program repair itself. |
| Fifth, help Us. Always include at least your transaction number, subscription number, username, PIN, date joined, or something that you can remember when contacting Us. Be a helpful sissy. |
Your login doesn’t work? |
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Follow these troubleshooting guidelines first, for when you cannot remember your password… The Staff must re-key your account information. |
| First, are you using AOL? If so click here. |
| Second, is it spelled correctly? |
| Third, is the cAsE correct? Yes… our login system is case sensitive. |
| Fourth, if the Electriks ask for your login multiple times, are you obliging the request? |
| Fifth, stay calm, & don’t panic. |
| Sixth, help Us help you. Submit the Login Trouble Relief Form, for fast friendly relief. Be a helpful sissy. |
Frequently Asked Questions |
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| How many people a day stop by the House? | ||
| Somewhere around 150,000 unique sissies per month. | ||
| Does my House tuition include “one-on-one” training with a Mistress? | ||
| Our girls that make a minimum of a 1 year commitment can receive an Individualized Training Plan and follow up discussion with a Member of the Staff. Look at your tuition options for more information | ||
| Why don’t you use click cash banners instead of having a tuition required for the site? | ||
| Adult advertising is obnoxious. We found early on that sites cannot support themselves properly using click-cash. That’s why you see sites go up and down.We also know that people don’t appreciate unless they are required to give up something close to them. We plan on the House lasting for a long long time, and grow with the Net and Our community. Your tuition allows this to happen, with needed servers and the proper time to be spent. Your donation is always appreciated
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| How do I cancel my subscription? | ||
| As easy as going to the Cancellation Request Form, or sending your Staff an email. |
“Better than Internet Explorer by leaps and bounds.” – FORBES
Technical jargon & vague acronyms. |
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We now serve the House from a superfast 32 processor server. We host Our server in Michigan. It has 128 gigabytes of ram, and gigs upon gigs of solid state redundant RAID arrays to store all your girlishness. The operating system for both is Linux. Apache is responsible for serving you your information, and MySQL is responsible for keeping track of everything. The House is tied to the internet with a 155 Mbps connection on a redundant multiple OC12 backbone via fast ethernet. The House currently transfers over 600 gigabytes per month. |
The House of Sissify is proud to report that we just upgraded the Electriks once again!
What does Ms. Stewart use to design & administer the House? |
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After too many dissapointing years of computer hegemony with Microsoft products, Ms. Stewart eventually switched to